Ack! hack! My neighbour has a bonfire, mostly a woody fire, but whoosh does it ‘aff stink … I was coughing and spluttering a good five minutes before I realised there was a fire. I had been listening to a program (news & current affairs) on the radio talking about swine flu… thought I might be psychosomatic afterall… nah just a bloomin’ bonfire… phew!! or pew!!